Party with 300 of your closest friends on a private lanai on the beach at 18911 Collins

Sunny Isles Beach, that is. Of course, first you ‘d have to

1. BUY this 3BR/4 .5 B condo, then
2. Buy alot of cocktails and hors d’oevres, and then
3. you would have more friends than you thought you already had. But you’d also get the ocean lapping in your ears, a private door to the tennis courts, and A fabulous deal all around for only $1, 180, 000.